since i haven’t posted anything in 500 years, now is the best time to come back with a RIDICULOUS STORY.
i woke up this morning with a fat lip. FROM A PIMPLE.
my upper lip is swollen as if i have been punched on one side of my mouth. i now know what i would look like if i ever got botox. on one side of one lip.
and how would i look? LIKE AN IDIOT.
i’m so angry. maybe by the end of the day i will have fully transformed into joan rivers because that is who i most look like now.
