- i have been contemplating the availability of valium all day
- my mom suggested i have a glass of wine to “cool down” tmrw morning
- i have screamed into a pillow
- i think i just grew three pimples
- i can’t even think about sleeping
- i may projectile vomit
don’t worry i’m not accidentally pregnant or anything stupid like that. just not ready to curse this potential good thing. so i’m gonna say it’s nothing but if it becomes something then i’ll say it. durh.
