1. i don’t give a shit what anyone says, i love this song. the flute is a bit much but there are so many opportunities to use the power-ballad fist.

    also why can i look at elvis impersonators and be like, “yeah, this attire is totally fine” but seeing real elvis dressed like that makes me want to smack him? he really needed to get over the bedazzler and wear something that didn’t make him sweat so much! breathable cotton! he would have been so comfortable if he had chosen the hardcore uniform i remember. cotton cut-off t-shirts and basketball shorts = happy elvis, i bet.